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​Chekhov-Quiz​

​Which Chekhov character ​are you?
Click on your choice
 
You can see a vast old orchard from your window. What does it make you think of?
If they divide the orchard into building plots and lease them out for summer cottages, they'll have a pretty nice annual income.
Without this garden my life has no meaning.
I feel so happy and excited, I feel as if everything in the world made sense.
 
Have you ever been called a nincompoop?
I don't bother. The great majority of the human race is crude, stupid, and talks nonsense.
I am a nincompoop indeed.
What does that word even mean?
 
Are you longing to go to Moscow?
Yes, to Moscow! As soon as I can.
No, thank you, I prefer Paris.
I'd rather go to a convent.
Life is barbarous everywhere, no need to go to Moscow
 
Do you love fishing?
If I lived in a house by a lake, I'd give up my work and do nothing but fish.
Not me. I spend the whole day doing jobs around the house: I must be doing something useful every minute of the day.
What about getting down to some real work for a change?
Fishing is boring, almost like Russian classical literature.
 
Somebody's put a bird that's been shot at your feet. What do you do?
Wow. I write down a note about it or make a picture.
I start signing off my letters with 'Seagull'.
I continue fishing.
I think this person is a nincompoop.
 
What is your dream?
My head is swimming, as I dream about success and having a fascinating, brilliant life full of meaning.
I dream about getting up at dawn and working. Better to be a workhorse than somebody who wakes up at noon, has coffee in bed and spends two hours getting dressed.
In two or three hundred years, life on earth will be unimaginably beautiful, astonishing. And if we don't have it yet we must dream of it, prepare for it.
 
What would you write in a postcard to your beloved?
'If you should ever need my life, then come and take it.'
'My dear! We'll rid ourselves of the pettiness and the illusions which stop us being free. That's the whole meaning and purpose of our lives.'
I am always up early in the morning, you know. And work till late. No time for that.
None of your business, you, nincompoop!
Go!
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